It’s the “if at all part” that makes me crazy. I mean … really? Perhaps straight men could, but no gay man could possibly follow that rule. I wash mine after two wearings … I live in New York, I sit down to write … on benches in parks, etc. Does one seriously imagine that I would wear that same pigeon feces for one entire year?? Oh, good grief.

Suits, yes, this is good advice. My father said once every three months. That works for me.